This is my first post over here, and the events I am describing are so very crazy that I can’t tell you!

Anyways, frankly speaking, I wasn’t very keen on going to college today. Wanted to get up late in the morning (and not the usual 6.15 AM). But I woke up with a start, coz I remembered that I have an economics test to give today! Whoa! Eco wasn’t a problem, its very basic and easy. The real problem was to reach the college on time! Eco class first thing in the morning!

I got up, got ready, and had breakfast.. All in super hurry. I darted away from home, praying to catch my usual bus. After running recklessly for five minutes, as luck would have it, I missed it

“Anyways, I have a backup. I can go to Tilak Nagar and catch another one” I thought. So hurriedly I went there, only to find it out of order.

“Gosh, I’m running late!“

Metro wasn’t an option either, coz it takes a longer route around.

So I went to Uttam Nagar Depot, and *luckily* got into 816. Inside my mind – “Thank you God that I caught the bus. Thank you Lord coz I won’t miss the test!”

I was going yo be late by 5-10 minutes. No big deal, I thought.

As expected, I reached the college. I ran to the class room, only to encounter an anti climax. Economics Teacher Absent. Bekaar mein itni mehnat karwaayi yaar!

Rest of the classes struggled to move. Two maths classes. Then two physics classes, and that too.. of the famed “Dr. Ass” – the stupid lecturer. He’s so irritating! He wants somebody from us to write for him on the board. Will pause unexpectedly during a lecture. Why? Because he’s “studying” what he has to teach! Will utter phrases like – “There is a charges”, “There is a so many”, “Which is a some values”, “Phi is a alongs to z axis” etc. etc. You get the picture. Attending his lecture is worse than hell. And when two periods are consecutive? “Dog poo on cow’s shit!” (derived from icing on the cake)

But the craziest thing that happened… Slapgate.

After Dr. Ass’ class got over at 1.15, we were free for the day. I was hungry. I went to LP and had my lunch with a couple of friends. After that, we divided into groups of two. Group one: Who were not hungry. Group two: Who were! I was in Group two. So we went to a confectionery shop, had cheese patties and fruit cake. Then came back to college.

Group one, in the meanwhile, was in the library. Some of the girls had some books to purchase, so they went to the bookstores. While the rest of us waited at the bus stop.

That’s where the real problem arose. The girls took about an hour to purchase those books, and I was fuming!

So when they did come back.. I slapped one of them!

Yes, you read it right. *I slapped one of them!*

I dunno what I was thinking at that moment, but.. I just did it.

She was furious. (She ought to be, actually!), and I became an official Blunderer.

I said sorry. She said its ok. But I knew, it wasn’t enough. And I was like.. aarrrgh! What did I just do?? Why??

“You know what Rajat, nobody has slapped me ever before.” I can understand, girl.

I am sorry.

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